My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I d

I have a problem. I have a very small penis. Since my pubic hair is so long it looks like a baby mushroom in a patch of really tall weeds. I had a sad time in the shower at the gym. You see, I am fat so I have C cup man-breasts. While in the public gym-shower, my long thick pubic hair (which encompasses my infant mushroom so completely) and my man-breasts must have really excited this black guy with a huge penis showering on the other side. He kept staring at me and then got an erection. What do you think I should do so heterosexual men don閳ユ獩 get erections while looking at me in the shower?

My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I do?

First off- black guy was gay. Second of all, keep working out, get in shape, and talk to your doctor about the possibility of testosterone therapy. You can even get it in a patch. And get a shaver and take a little off the top of the pubic hair. Ever notice how in porn the men are shaved? Everything looks bigger bald.

My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I do?

holy shat! Jacky S was dumb enough to truthfully answer this dumb question! Report It

My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I do?

Grow a weiner! Loose weight. Don't go to the gym to do it.

My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I do?

i think you should remove this dumb *** question.

My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I do?

Don't shower at the gym then.

My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I do?

Shower in private for your safety and mental well being.This does sound like a joke. Given your state, you wouldn't know what a C-cup size would be like. HaHa. Very funny.

My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I do?

the only thig u can do to prevent this from happening again is to lose some weight fat boy and trim ur bushthen maybe some fat loving gay guy wont get an erection looking at u

My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I do?

Maybe the dude who got a woodie looking at you didn't see you as a woman, but as a man and his gaydar said hey! There's one for me.

You want it to look better and bigger -- lose weight and scissor cut some of your wool. Don't shave it - just scissor cut it so that it can see out of the forest.

My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I do?

wear something when u take a shower

My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I do?

it looks small cus ur fat, i read that for every 20 lb over weight it looks 1in less, that means 40lb over 2 in less. loose and and shave it, it look bigger

My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I do?

I've heard people describing their penis as a satin-covered sword or a raging meat pole, but never a baby mushroom in a patch of really tall weeds. LOL I love the detailed description, I can almost see it. You should shake the heterosexual man's penis, I think he'll like that very much.

My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I do?

well try working out some. and um about your mushroom.... if i saw that i would probably be disgusted. so try to trim ur pubes or shave it? and u really cant do anything about ur "mushroom"

and about tha black guy... just ignore it. or just think of it as since ur so hot even guys get horny off ya.

My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I do?

You need to water that mushroom to make it grow.

My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I do?

Lose weight and shave

My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I do?

stay out of the shower in public

My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I do?

Be glad that looking that hideous would actually turn someone on.

You seriously need to change your diet and lose some weight; then you won't look like an obese pre-op transexual.

Theres really not much you can do about your penis size unless you opt for surgery, which is expensive and risky.

My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I do?

Only take showers with GAY men!

My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I do?

dont look back at them?!?

My man-breasts, small penis and long pubic hair make me look like a girl in the shower. What can I do?

Any landscaper will tell ya, trim the bushes because it makes the tree look bigger. Second, try to lose some weight. I joined weight watchers and lost 60 pounds, so I am here to tell you it is do-able. Third, there is a word for guys who get wood while looking at other guys in the shower...GAY. He doesn't think you are a woman. He fancies you. Stop obsessing about that encounter because you are only going to make yourself mental. Finally, have you been to a doctor to make sure you have a proper level of testosterone in your blood. There are many conditions that can result in lower testosterone and abnormal pubic hair growth. It might be worth going to see a doctor and having a blood test to make sure you aren't experiencing something else entirely, such a thyroid trouble.